Hey, you won’t believe what I just saw at the market! There’s a cat—yes, an actual cat—sitting at a food stall, and it’s wearing a chef’s hat and apron. The cat is seriously stirring something in a pan, and it really looks like it’s preparing a meal. I had to stop and rub my eyes to make sure I wasn’t imagining things. People around me are also stopping to watch, some are even taking pictures, trying to figure out if this is real or some kind of joke. The cat looks so serious, like it’s a professional chef at work! I’ve never seen anything like this in my life. I mean, cats usually just lounge around, but this one is actually cooking! Do you think this could be a trained performance or a clever trick by the market owners? Either way, you’ve got to come down here and see it for yourself—it’s definitely the most unusual and amusing thing I’ve seen in a long time!